Past deadline, reporter finds the story.

5/19/2010
—Lisa G.
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Random House offices relocate… but where?

5/19/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Things rolled: My Rs, her eyes.

5/14/2010
—BigShimmeryWall
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Rejected by peers. Accepted by cat.

5/13/2010
—Brandon
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Life’s meaning revealed on Twitter unnoticed.

5/13/2010
—Matt Black
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Pregnant Girl with GED studybook, crying.

5/13/2010
—Brian Zarbock
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World’s second-oldest person gets promoted.

5/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Paper shredder. An overzealous intern. Bankrupt.

5/12/2010
—Camden S
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Shrodinger’s cat pleas: think outside box!

5/7/2010
—Libertiness
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Flat tire. Flight missed. Air crash.

5/6/2010
—Pranay
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Groom: “Oh shit! Was that today?”

5/6/2010
—Jacqueline
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X-ray vision! Everyone’s alien but me?

5/5/2010
—Phil Bledsoe
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Fetus, age: twenty. Parasite in brother.

5/3/2010
—Satish
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Rover fetched. The children ran, terrorized.

5/2/2010
—S. Cote
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First draft: Juliet dies. Romeo necrophilic.

5/1/2010
—Libertiness
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