Grew up. Forgot how to fly.

2/4/2011
—Elena K.
6 Comments

Zombies…get guns! Forgot bullets. Damn.

3/14/2010
—Guru
1 Comment

Confessed anonymously. Forgot about e-mail signature.

12/17/2009
—Eph of Ecks
4 Comments

He hid her; forgot the heels

12/4/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
1 Comment

She’d forgot to tell him: pre-op.

8/30/2009
—speakerphone2
1 Comment

Scientists find cure for Alzheimers. Forgot.

8/23/2009
—gigijb
1 Comment

Studied forever for final. Forgot alarm.

5/21/2009
—Rose
1 Comment

Cornell Scholarship. Vodka Celebration. Forgot Condom.

4/28/2009
—Erin Michele
No Comments

Discovered cure. Celebrated. Forgot the formula.

2/13/2009
—The Raffish Dandy
Source - 5 Comments

I Cooked. Forgot. Overcooked. Ordered out.

1/20/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 2 Comments