Drank pesticide, killed butterflies in stomach.

12/12/2010
—Duncan
1 Comment

Rectal cancer. Rectum nearly killed him.

8/19/2010
—Anon
2 Comments

Drank. Drove. Killed. Blamed someone else.

12/9/2009
—Prattle Assassin
2 Comments

Negro. Hand mistaken for gun. Killed.

7/27/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
No Comments

Ceased existing. Time-travelled. Killed parents.

5/18/2009
—Donnie
3 Comments

Born with nothing. Killed by Debt.

4/28/2009
—Riff Hammond
2 Comments

A liberated sexlife killed their love.

2/3/2009
—William Abrahamsen
2 Comments

Eyeballed me, killed him. Slight exaggeration.

1/12/2009
—Irvine Welsh
Source - 2 Comments

He woke. Sighed. Drank. Drove. Killed.

12/31/2008
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 5 Comments