Breaking news: World peace. Humans extinct.

4/24/2010
—Taylor Mefford
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Good news first: You have amnesia.

12/22/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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Good news: No boyfriend. Bad: Fiancee.

8/23/2009
—Zivlok
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“Great news! …Wait, wrong chart. Christ!”

2/19/2009
—Becca Cromar
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Leia: “Baby’s yours.” Luke: “Bad news…”

2/18/2009
—Steven Meretzky
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