Intentional paper cut equals hemophilia suicide.

5/20/2010
—D-Hermy
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Paper shredder. An overzealous intern. Bankrupt.

5/12/2010
—Camden S
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Irony: d’Artagnan dies of paper cut.

3/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Received grade on H1N1 paper. “Superfluous.”

3/11/2010
—yroehT
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99! Paper upside-down. More like 66…

2/25/2009
—Bridget Ford
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