Woke up in front of TRAIN.

3/20/2010
—Guy
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Woke up during surgery, couldn’t scream.

3/16/2010
—Milo Keegan
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Woke up early. Reached work late.

12/29/2009
—Darwin Hero
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Fell asleep smoking. Woke up homeless.

4/19/2009
—Jkypoo
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Woke when coroner cut into me.

4/10/2009
—OrcMando
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He woke. Sighed. Drank. Drove. Killed.

12/31/2008
—Yehuda Berlinger
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