He read his obituary with confusion.

—Steven Meretzky

There are 14 comments in this article:

  1. 1/7/2009Janice says:

    This is great. It could be the first line of a novel.

  2. 1/7/2009EC says:

    What a great beginning of a story of lost identities or STOLEN identities …

  3. 1/7/2009sam says:

    I love it.

  4. 1/7/2009Kyle James says:

    I stumbled upon this site and this just made me laugh out loud… Have to show it to my dad…

  5. 1/7/2009Dollface says:

    This one is great.

  6. 1/9/2009andrew says:

    sick and delicious.

  7. 1/9/2009fitzroy says:

    it can be played by Marcus Garvey, Mark twain or recently by Steve Jobbs

  8. 1/14/2009Nikki E. says:

    A great opening.

  9. 2/13/2009tom kirk says:

    drink beer…loud dead feels fine

  10. 2/28/2009Heath says:

    this one is a must read.

  11. 9/13/2009Alisha says:

    Ah, this one’s great.

  12. 1/18/2010Aditi says:

    Very nice :)

  13. 8/27/2010elvis' twin says:

    Shook me all night long. Snorer

  14. 10/19/2012Ruby says:

    ah ha i like it :)

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