Archive of published articles on February, 2009

Jumping on bed! Ceiling fan. Dead.

2/19/2009
—Brice Shultz
10 Comments

Brake line cut. Chauffeur’s day off.

2/18/2009
—Stephen Allan
Source - 2 Comments

Leia: “Baby’s yours.” Luke: “Bad news…”

2/18/2009
—Steven Meretzky
Source - 3 Comments

Bury the hatchet…then the body.

2/17/2009
—Anonymous
Source - 2 Comments

Gun? Check. Bullet? Check. Alibi? Unnecessary.

2/17/2009
—Eric Beetner
Source - 4 Comments

Tortured childhood, meeting parent. Poisoned drink.

2/17/2009
—Patricia Hale
Source - 5 Comments

Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.

2/17/2009
—Vernor Vinge
Source - 7 Comments

Internet “wakes up?” Ridicu— no carrier.

2/17/2009
—Charles Stross
Source - 7 Comments

Hung jury compromises. Innocent gets hung.

2/16/2009
—Pete Berg
3 Comments

Decorator needed urgently. Parents return soon!

2/16/2009
—Jennifer Turner
Source - 3 Comments

Shortsighted surgeon sued by former baritone.

2/15/2009
—Henry Radcliffe
Source - 1 Comment

Won’t open… raining. Solar-powered umbrella.

2/15/2009
—Nate Brown
4 Comments

They suck, Pete Best consoled himself.

2/15/2009
—Michael Levy

(Pete Best was the original drummer of the Beatles, who famously quit the band shortly before they hit it big.)

Source - 4 Comments

Bernie fell for Claire. Twelve stories.

2/15/2009
—Jeff Brechlin
Source - 3 Comments

Darn, hired undercover cop hitman. Refund?

2/15/2009
—Lynn Kubota
Source - 1 Comment