Archive of published articles on February, 2009

My wife’s suicide note: ungrammatical, naturally.

2/14/2009
—Tom Witte

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Giveaway: Labrador, 12 mos. House broken.

2/14/2009
—Lawrence McGuire

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“Please, this is everything, I swear.”

2/14/2009
—Orson Scott Card

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Born forlorn. Lived unloved. Died unmourned.

2/13/2009
—The Politician

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Discovered cure. Celebrated. Forgot the formula.

2/13/2009
—The Raffish Dandy

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Told her. Lost her. Honesty’s overrated.

2/12/2009
—tboy

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New car! Celebration drink! License lost.

2/12/2009
—Gary Carpmail

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Checked Facebook. Apparently we broke up.

2/12/2009
—Tom

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A basket, a child, a note.

2/11/2009
—Atom

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Page-turner! BUT … horror! … last page missing!

2/11/2009
—Daen de Leon

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“Greasy spic looks guilty. Ten years.”

2/11/2009
—Ragout

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Pound dog. Home dog. Pound dog.

2/11/2009
—Anonymous

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“Four aces!” “Make that five.” Fuck.

2/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein

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Double bass. Carry-on luggage? You’re serious?!

2/10/2009
—Nate Brown

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Former virgin thrown from military convoy.

2/10/2009
—Barbara Brown

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