Archive of published articles on February, 2009

Fixed the bumper, stuffed the deer.

2/10/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Found Sasquatch. Camera battery dead. Damn.

2/10/2009
—Andrew
5 Comments

Steroids illegalized in baseball. Ratings drop.

2/9/2009
—Drake
4 Comments

Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: “You cow!”

2/9/2009
—Paul Di Filippo
Source - 1 Comment

Secluded home + busted hinge = easy haul.

2/9/2009
—B.G. Ritts
Source - 2 Comments

Wine imbibed. Argument ensued. Relationship unglued.

2/9/2009
—Daen de Leon
1 Comment

Advertisement: X-Ray Specs! …Gave strangers cancer.

2/8/2009
—Jim Cartwright
1 Comment

Constipated mathematician worked problem with pencil.

2/8/2009
—Nate Brown
2 Comments

Nurse: “Husband’s allergies?” Cheating wife: “None.”

2/8/2009
—Elizabeth Quinn
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Crap! I shot the wrong twin!

2/8/2009
—Gerald So
Source - 2 Comments

Mind of its own. Damn lawnmower.

2/7/2009
—David Brin
Source - 3 Comments

Prized peony. Weed whacker. Ignorance defense?

2/7/2009
—Laraine Crampton

(A peony is a type of ornamental red or pink flower.)

Source - 1 Comment

Shots fired, wife devious. Insurance generous.

2/7/2009
—Patricia J. Hale
Source - 1 Comment

Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.

2/7/2009
—Kyle
Source - 3 Comments

New One Law of Robotics: KILL!

2/6/2009
—Pete Berg
1 Comment