Archive of published articles on May, 2009

“Instant nose jobs!” Pinocchio becomes lawyer.

5/21/2009
—Arvind
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Studied forever for final. Forgot alarm.

5/21/2009
—Rose
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Noah gathers all animals. Unicorns decline.

5/20/2009
—Donnie
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Estate sale: One almost bulletproof vest.

5/20/2009
—Walter Piel
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Walking home. Pothole. Tripped. HEADLIGHTS! Darkness.

5/20/2009
—Sinanzee
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Time-travelling amnesiac chased, caught, meets self.

5/19/2009
—ringholm
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Thursday happy hour! Friday professional malpractice.

5/19/2009
—mkd
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Secular parents tsk at child’s ascension.

5/19/2009
—Ellis
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Ceased existing. Time-travelled. Killed parents.

5/18/2009
—Donnie
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Grab my sock. I said, “sock.”

5/17/2009
—T.win
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Thalassophobic, loved sailing with Captain Morgan.

5/17/2009
—McDaniel

Thalassophobic refers to someone who has an excessive fear of seas or oceans or other large bodies of water. Captain Morgan’s is a popular brand of rum.

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The tooth fairy’s favorite holiday? Halloween.

5/17/2009
—EJ
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Secretary said no. “Business” trip cancelled.

5/16/2009
—A. Baldwin
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Digging hole to China! Emerge…..Pacific???

5/16/2009
—Pete Berg
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Bitter mortician takes back fiance’s ring.

5/16/2009
—Ellis
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