Archive of published articles on July, 2009

Spent vacation crabbing on Mons Veneris

7/22/2009
—khowey

In human anatomy, the Mons Veneris (Latin, mound of Venus) is the fatty tissue surrounding the vagina and vulva!

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“Wikipedia said I died in crash?”

7/21/2009
—khowey

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Eat organic? Too expensive. Sick. Dead.

7/21/2009
—P.A. Flaherty

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Addicted to her. Don’t want rehab.

7/21/2009
—falling

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Atheist palm merchant genuflects every Easter.

7/20/2009
—Peter Anderson

Genuflection, bending at least one knee to the ground, was from early times a gesture of deep respect for a superior. Palm leaves are a symbol of Christianity, used to celebrate the triumphal entry of Jesus into Jerusalem.

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300 friends online. Zero beside.

7/20/2009
—Bando

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Adam’s apple missing. Could be Eve.

7/20/2009
—Pro B

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Waiters on Titanic unhappy with Tip.

7/19/2009
—Pro B

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Bermuda. Florida. Puerto-Rico. Satan practices trigonometry.

7/19/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

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Wanted to cure neurasthenia. Lost interest.

7/19/2009
—Angelus

Neurasthenia is a psycho-pathological term denoting symptoms of fatigue, anxiety and depressed mood, often associated with losing interest in projects at hand.

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Gepetto doesn’t inhale. Pinocchio remains inanimate.

7/18/2009
—Lenny

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“Be back…” five years later: nothing.

7/18/2009
—Rebecca Fisco

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New town. New school. No friends.

7/18/2009
—B.F.

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Rolls. Falls. Pencil rues pointless existence.

7/17/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

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Message at Pearly Gates: Go Home.

7/17/2009
—djlachance

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