Archive of published articles on July, 2009

Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

7/17/2009
—Aleksandr

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Bridal veil lifts. It isn’t her.

7/16/2009
—Graham Edwards

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Beef casserole tastes odd. Dog missing.

7/16/2009
—Lenny

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Women wiped out. Gay world henceforth.

7/16/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

(gay - adj. (dated) light-hearted and carefree)

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Played, spoke, dreamed…vaccines…silence…screams.

7/15/2009
—Tim Welsh

(Tim Welsh is an advocate of the theory that childhood vaccines are a cause of autism.)

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Speed-trap. Slam brakes. Bored cop. Solitaire.

7/15/2009
—Stuart

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Last sturgeon. Last caviar. Let’s eat!!!

7/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein

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Assassin takes aim. Target shoots back.

7/14/2009
—Graham Edwards

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“Hey, can anyone else hear ticking?”

7/14/2009
—Avi

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The goddess bathed in quantum foam.

7/14/2009
—Jim Penn

Quantum foam is supposedly the foundation for the fabric of the universe.

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He got syphilis. She got alimony.

7/13/2009
—Amit Kapoor

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eat.sleep.sex.rewind.sex.rewind….

7/13/2009
—Toxie

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Exxon Pangalactic: now drilling in Uranus.

7/13/2009
—Matthew Quinn Martin

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“Is she online?” Your status: invisible.

7/12/2009
—Ishtiaque Zico

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Talking frog turns into croaking prince.

7/12/2009
—Pro B

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