Archive of published articles on December, 2009

Siamese twins. One Ass. Sibling gay.

12/31/2009
—Yeshwant
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One fish in aquarium ill. All die.

12/31/2009
—Odin Ozdil
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The mirror shows my father’s face…

12/31/2009
—Mike Cahill
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Headline wrong. Lives destroyed. Retraction buried.

12/30/2009
—John Rea-Hedrick
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Wedding ring unworn on Friday nights.

12/30/2009
—Austin Wilson
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Winter night. Feuding couple. One sleepingbag.

12/30/2009
—Christopher Richardson
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Call from county prison. Wrong number.

12/29/2009
—alexandra
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Lived. Discontentedly. Unwillingly. For ninety years.

12/29/2009
—zeyn
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Woke up early. Reached work late.

12/29/2009
—Darwin Hero
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Zombies won. McDonalds – “Brains with that?”

12/24/2009
—JAM
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Dope. Tech-9. Unstable mind. 28 gone.

12/23/2009
—Randy Savvage
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Forged lottery ticket sells for thousands.

12/23/2009
—David
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Morning embarrassment preferred to nightime loneliness.

12/23/2009
—David
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Global Warming. Heliophobia. Irony of Fate.

12/22/2009
—Thor K
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Good news first: You have amnesia.

12/22/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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