Archive of published articles on January, 2010

Coma. 20 years. Awake! Divorced… Suicide.

1/22/2010
—Ben Ng
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Befriended tycoon. Married. Murdered. Now heiress.

1/22/2010
—Neelmani Bhatia
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Seven-shooter surprises Arnold the Kid.

1/22/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Didn’t fall in love. You pushed.

1/21/2010
—Emily
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Buried on Monday. Dies on Tuesday.

1/21/2010
—Matt McGraw
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I am Jedi! Wait…automatic doors…

1/21/2010
—JC
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Genius born. Drunk driver. Genius lost.

1/20/2010
—Loza
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4+ hours. Called Pfizer. Busy signal…

1/20/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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For sale: indoor trapeze, cemetery plots.

1/20/2010
—Bella Stander
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He loved her. She loved Jesus.

1/20/2010
—@Teowulf
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Prozac ruins Leonard Cohen’s songwriting career.

1/18/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Slinky plus escalator. Never ending JOY!

1/16/2010
—Danielle
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Ambulance engine died: so did patient.

1/16/2010
—John Tuinema
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Got shot. Won lottery. No relatives.

1/15/2010
—myles
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Wife leaves husband. Genital warts remain.

1/15/2010
—David Carpenter
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