Archive of published articles on March, 2010

She loved again. I never did.

3/31/2010
—Nikolaj

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Pre-historic fish: “Haha! You grew legs!”

3/31/2010
—John Othello

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Fooled him with my seven-shooter!

3/31/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Badmouthed her. Realized she’s behind me.

3/30/2010
—Jesus

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“That grenade you just threw looked pinlike . . .”

3/30/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Tried to stare down mirror. Lost!

3/30/2010
—oztaurus

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Putin deflects asteroid… …directly into Washington.

3/29/2010
—drakegta

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Missing Tooth. Darkness. 23 Frantic Minutes.

3/29/2010
—Intenzity

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Wish I’d met his friends first.

3/29/2010
—GCH

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Fucked when drunk, ignored when sober.

3/28/2010
—Sterling Chainsaws

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Obscenities on whiteboard. In Sharpie. Shit.

3/28/2010
—Echo Es

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Planned sick day. Blizzard. Snow day.

3/28/2010
—Kitty Berlin

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High Class. Stocks Crash. Spare Change?

3/27/2010
—Benny

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Second Prize. Beauty Contest. Collect…$10??

3/27/2010
—Ken

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Lonely. New email! Spam. It’ll do.

3/27/2010
—Luke

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