Archive of published articles on March, 2010

Finals / Concert… Life: pass. Physics: fail.

3/17/2010
—tessellation
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God awoke from slumber. Earth gone.

3/16/2010
—JesAJ
1 Comment

Woke up during surgery, couldn’t scream.

3/16/2010
—Milo Keegan
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Job application. Skills? World of Warcraft.

3/16/2010
—oztaurus
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“Pray the burping ATM stays sick!”

3/15/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Man builds computer. Computer builds man.

3/15/2010
—Ben Ng
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Floating, he watched himself pronounced dead.

3/15/2010
—Lann
1 Comment

Zombies…get guns! Forgot bullets. Damn.

3/14/2010
—Guru
1 Comment

The last Astronaut watches Earth burn.

3/14/2010
—ArenTMA
3 Comments

Commitment issues. A breakup follows. Whatever.

3/14/2010
—Emily
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Victory! Terminators are allergic to magnets.

3/13/2010
—Daedalus
6 Comments

Irony: d’Artagnan dies of paper cut.

3/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Ate candy from child-safe bottle. COLORRRSSSS

3/12/2010
—Geeorg Butche
1 Comment

“No, that’s my time machine, imposter.”

3/12/2010
—David J. Griffin
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Went looking for Jesus. Found methamphetamine.

3/11/2010
—Keith
1 Comment