Archive of published articles on April, 2010

Man steals some watches. Gets time.

4/30/2010
—Bogusky

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Was a poet. Didn’t know it.

4/30/2010
—Dave

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Father murdered for inheritance. Market crashed.

4/30/2010
—Sanket Rathod

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Patient screams. Morphine can’t numb death.

4/29/2010
—John Othello

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World creates man. Man creates pizzaburger.

4/29/2010
—Fankner

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Finds soul mate: Maid of honor.

4/29/2010
—Never breathing

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The day unfolds. I fold laundry.

4/28/2010
—R. Armour

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Yoga instructor farts. No inner peace.

4/28/2010
—Elizabeth Avery

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Vain vampire adores void in mirror.

4/28/2010
—Peter Anderson

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Expresso–Depresso. Starbucks has the upper-hand.

4/27/2010
—Professor Kane

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“Arbeit macht frei,” read the Jew.

4/27/2010
—bo may

“Arbeit Macht Frei” (Work Brings Freedom) was the sign over the gates of Auschwitz.

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Saturday night. Music, food, wine… alone.

4/27/2010
—Jesse McGowan II

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Gasoline can, match, ex’s pickup truck.

4/26/2010
—Melanie K.

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He points, “Look! It’s a distraction!”

4/26/2010
—Alejandro

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Personality found in bottle of Jager.

4/26/2010
—jonek

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