Archive of published articles on December, 2010

Successfully stole car. Busted swiping sandwich.

12/31/2010
—Carpe Noctem

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She’s the one. I’m the never.

12/31/2010
—Marcus Leach

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Daughter marries; assumes parents done parenting.

12/31/2010
—Gary McIntosh

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One diamond. Two robbers. Three Rottweilers.

12/30/2010
—Katherine D.

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Teleportation inventor becomes hybrid: man-bugspray.

12/30/2010
—Justas

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International Playboy. Table for one, please.

12/30/2010
—Ivan Blanco

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Owner died. Dog pined. Cat dined.

12/29/2010
—David

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Lived to write. Left suicide note.

12/29/2010
—Ellen

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Fought them then, Regional Director now.

12/29/2010
—Ivan Blanco

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“Poignant,” in Southern drawl. Movie ruined.

12/28/2010
—Jacob

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Most likely to succeed shot himself.

12/28/2010
—Loveall

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Too proud. Did operation himself. Dead.

12/28/2010
—Thomas Wykes

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Grandchildren are the proof of immortality.

12/27/2010
—Bill Earles

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The bear ate. The hiker didn’t.

12/27/2010
—Marty Schoenleber

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Dreamt of flying. Crashed into reality.

12/27/2010
—Sunit Khot

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