Archive of articles classified as' "Found on Web"

“Greasy spic looks guilty. Ten years.”

2/11/2009
—Ragout
Source - 2 Comments

Pound dog. Home dog. Pound dog.

2/11/2009
—Anonymous
1 Comment

Former virgin thrown from military convoy.

2/10/2009
—Barbara Brown
Source - 3 Comments

Secluded home + busted hinge = easy haul.

2/9/2009
—B.G. Ritts
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Nurse: “Husband’s allergies?” Cheating wife: “None.”

2/8/2009
—Elizabeth Quinn
Source - 4 Comments

Crap! I shot the wrong twin!

2/8/2009
—Gerald So
Source - 2 Comments

Prized peony. Weed whacker. Ignorance defense?

2/7/2009
—Laraine Crampton

(A peony is a type of ornamental red or pink flower.)

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Shots fired, wife devious. Insurance generous.

2/7/2009
—Patricia J. Hale
Source - 1 Comment

Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.

2/7/2009
—Kyle
Source - 3 Comments

Drunk driver, wrong lane: Mother screams.

2/6/2009
—Scott Eric Kaufman
Source - 4 Comments

Newspapers go online. Birdcage is filthy.

2/6/2009
—Danny Sanchez
Source - 2 Comments

Good government. Good government. Sit. Stay.

2/6/2009
—G. M. Harding Institute
7 Comments

Houseplant died. So did our friendship.

2/5/2009
—ranaverde
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Redneck surgeon: “Pass the duct tape.”

2/5/2009
—Danny Birt
Source - 5 Comments

Three people. Two chairs. Silent stares.

2/5/2009
—thisdamselflies
Source - 3 Comments