Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Playing God, fused DNA: Monster Island.

1/26/2009
—Jim Cartwright
5 Comments

“Hello Son,” it said, tentacles waving.

1/24/2009
—G. Sulea
8 Comments

Illiterate pirate digs under the “Y.”

1/23/2009
—Nate Brown
6 Comments

She’s in labor. He’s in traffic.

1/23/2009
—Foje
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Married a woman; divorced a man.

1/23/2009
—Sean Brogan
6 Comments

The burning Mona Lisa finally frowned.

1/21/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Rex devoured Annabelle’s corpse. Good dog.

1/21/2009
—Mike Citera
3 Comments

Newspaper delivery. Broken window. Pizza delivery.

1/21/2009
—Nate Brown
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This Side Up; realized too late.

1/20/2009
—djay
2 Comments

Heart stolen. Thief located. Cardiac arrest?

1/19/2009
—Joey
6 Comments

Tipped the cow; tipped the butcher.

1/19/2009
—Sean Brogan
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“What’s for dinner?” “Us, I believe.”

1/19/2009
—Harry Hoover
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“Oh, Rita.” “Oh, Ralph.” “…Ralph?” “…Shit.”

1/18/2009
—Daniel Hawking
7 Comments

Cry river. Build bridge. Jump off.

1/18/2009
—Brad Milison
6 Comments

Socks, sandals, wintry mix. Instantly regretted.

1/17/2009
—Sean Brogan
2 Comments