Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Owner died. Dog pined. Cat dined.

12/29/2010
—David
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Lived to write. Left suicide note.

12/29/2010
—Ellen
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Fought them then, Regional Director now.

12/29/2010
—Ivan Blanco
1 Comment

“Poignant,” in Southern drawl. Movie ruined.

12/28/2010
—Jacob
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Most likely to succeed shot himself.

12/28/2010
—Loveall
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Too proud. Did operation himself. Dead.

12/28/2010
—Thomas Wykes
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Grandchildren are the proof of immortality.

12/27/2010
—Bill Earles
3 Comments

The bear ate. The hiker didn’t.

12/27/2010
—Marty Schoenleber
5 Comments

Dreamt of flying. Crashed into reality.

12/27/2010
—Sunit Khot
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Fitting room cameras make accidental stars.

12/26/2010
—Paige F.
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Never forget…me……my………love……………flatline………………

12/26/2010
—Wendy Toney
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It sounded better seventeen hotdogs ago.

12/26/2010
—Eric Berg
1 Comment

New stylist. New Cut. New hat.

12/25/2010
—Alice Davis
1 Comment

Borrowed book. Spilled coffee. Oh Fuck.

12/25/2010
—Rachael
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He left her eating ice-cream, deserted.

12/25/2010
—Beth Lewis
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