Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

First love found again, in obits.

3/11/2011
—Sky

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Missed my plane; caught her eye.

3/10/2011
—Tim Sevenhuysen

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Lost my wallet, found my desires.

3/10/2011
—Devendra Surolia

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A thousand wrinkles. A thousand stories.

3/9/2011
—Gareth

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Mmm, chocolate? *Licks* No. Oh dear…

3/8/2011
—@danielgrosvenor

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Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool

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Country song on shuffle. Button Broken.

3/8/2011
—Hannah-Beth

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Control C. Control V. Resume. Job?

3/7/2011
—Alison Way

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Diagnosed with AIDS. Ex’s hubby doctor.

3/7/2011
—Vaibhava

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Five shots. “Ha! Missed.” Six shooter.

3/4/2011
—S. M. Orges

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Homecoming Queen fails to come home.

3/4/2011
—Dill Carver

2 Comments

The war for peace. No survivors.

2/25/2011
—Josh C

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Masquerade party. I pose as reveler.

2/24/2011
—Debra Argosy

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Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo.

2/24/2011
—Amy

4 Comments

Trapped in vinegar. What a pickle!!!

2/24/2011
—Josh C

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