Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

The party’s over. Designated driver snockered.

8/25/2010
—Loksi57
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Pocket dialed dad while smoking weed.

8/24/2010
—willis marcus
2 Comments

Custodian closet quickie: Mile Low Club.

8/24/2010
—Loon
10 Comments

Stoned man hallucinating, writes holy book.

8/24/2010
—Dill Carver
5 Comments

Dead man lost. Flies will find.

8/23/2010
—D. Lish
4 Comments

I moved, but my heart stayed.

8/23/2010
—Haley
2 Comments

Hold me tight; the meteor’s close.

8/23/2010
—Richard Sutherland
2 Comments

Three years after birth, he hears.

8/22/2010
—Ducky
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Stop sign. Cute girl. “Insurance please.”

8/22/2010
—Lowner
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The end began with lipstick marks.

8/22/2010
—Richard Sutherland
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“Let’s stay friends.” Translation: Goodbye, indefinitely.

8/21/2010
—joss
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Shoplifter chased into traffic; sneakers fly.

8/21/2010
—Matt S.
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Great fiance. Crappy husband. Great cuckold.

8/21/2010
—Loon

A cuckold is a married man with an adulterous wife.

1 Comment

Volunteer bravely reignites dragon’s pilot light.

8/20/2010
—Prattle Assassin
1 Comment

“I do.” He said, fingers crossed.

8/20/2010
—d.s. robinette
6 Comments