Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Check bounced. So did his head.

8/9/2010
—Nathan Billington
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Bought monkey a typewriter. Awaiting Bible.

8/1/2010
—Loon
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Masturbated during childbirth documentary. Failed Sex-Ed.

7/31/2010
—Loon
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Fatty looks full. Dietician is missing.

7/31/2010
—Archduke Lenin the Unready
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Blind man can see past disability.

7/31/2010
—AllThree
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Madman turns genius after making profits.

7/30/2010
—Johnny Sittisin
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“I’ll do it tomorrow.” Tomorrow: ditto.

7/30/2010
—Jakub Kopeć
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Vampire hunter dozed, now sleeps un-dead.

7/30/2010
—Matt S.
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“You’re wrong.” “But who is happier?”

7/29/2010
—Jakub Kopeć
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Over-budget temple contractor shortens his chortens.

7/29/2010
—Prattle Assassin

A chorten is a ceremonial structure containing Buddhist relics, better known as a stupa.

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On the rocks. Scotch and marriage.

7/29/2010
—Riya
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Right place. Right time. Wrong dimension.

7/28/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Emo totally devastated by spilt milk.

7/28/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Medicated Hamlet makes boring ass play.

7/28/2010
—d.s. robinette
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“Help!” she cried. Only silence answered.

7/27/2010
—Kate
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