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After carefully dismantling Chekhov’s gun, I

7/27/2010
—Philip Klop

Chekhov’s gun is the literary technique whereby an element is introduced early in the story, but its significance does not become clear until later on.

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Wished for immortality. Became lichen. Expletive.

7/27/2010
—Bren Mccullough
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Bad hangover. Misses flight. September 11th.

7/26/2010
—Joel
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Ambulances in Sicilian cross; 4 DOAs.

7/26/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Woodsman on vacation. Dead Riding Hood.

7/26/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Paris Hilton. Mulcher fed. Applause earned.

7/25/2010
—Speaker
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As many hair colors as personalities.

7/25/2010
—Ivy Rose
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Balloon heavy. He jumps. She lives.

7/25/2010
—B.R.
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PRINT “Hello, world.” Goodbye, social life.

7/24/2010
—Pritchard

A “Hello World” program is a simple computer program which prints out “Hello World.” on a display device. It is used in many introductory tutorials for teaching a programming language.

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Family reunion. Here’s your name tag.

7/24/2010
—K
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Opportunity cost. Genius. Experimented. Now average.

7/24/2010
—Joe Graf
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Shipwrecked. Canned food! No can opener.

7/23/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Underwater. No way out. Reluctantly inhale.

7/23/2010
—EL
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Scuffed knees, runny nose, unconditional laundry.

7/23/2010
—Neila Mezynski
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Gunned down. College acceptance letter. “Congratulations…”

7/22/2010
—Lowner
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