Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Fat. Switched to diet soda. Cancer.

5/26/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Tuesday, I find love. Always Monday.

5/25/2010
—J. Askim
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9/11 smoking break saved my life.

5/25/2010
—S. M. Orges
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The gun fired. I fell….Black.

5/25/2010
—Johnny Kane
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Deleted his number. Memorized it first.

5/24/2010
—Faye
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Empty wineglass. Valium bottle. Open window.

5/24/2010
—G Rees
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Bride. Car crash. Wedding postponed forever.

5/23/2010
—Anneh
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Moved 1807 kilometers. Dad lost job.

5/23/2010
—Jacob
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Corduroy-wearing ninja is perpetually unemployed.

5/23/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Lost: imaginary friend. Last seen: eight.

5/23/2010
—Camilla
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“You’re dying.” Scared. Suicide. “April fools! …”

5/22/2010
—Lauri Kervinen
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Lived to eat. Life ate me.

5/22/2010
—Ben Ng
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Special Olympics batting tee throws no-hitter.

5/21/2010
—Drew B.
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A.I. connects to Kristen. Overwrite? Yes.

5/21/2010
—Simon Petry
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Friends with benefits = friends with detriments.

5/21/2010
—Rocco.N
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