Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Spent rent money. On tequila. Again.

4/22/2010
—Dikles
4 Comments

Emily’s letters from Iraq stopped coming.

4/22/2010
—Halcyon
3 Comments

He said ‘I do’… he didn’t.

4/21/2010
—Leila
1 Comment

Mix-a-lot gasps, “Ass fixation, not ASPHYXIATION!!!!”

4/21/2010
—Libertiness
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Iced the dame. Knew too much.

4/18/2010
Source - 1 Comment

Co-ed learns professors can rape, too.

4/16/2010
—Jeff Brown
Source - 2 Comments

Secretary broke leg; rediscovering plumpy wife.

4/1/2010
—un passant
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She loved again. I never did.

3/31/2010
—Nikolaj
6 Comments

Pre-historic fish: “Haha! You grew legs!”

3/31/2010
—John Othello
1 Comment

Fooled him with my seven-shooter!

3/31/2010
—Prattle Assassin
2 Comments

Badmouthed her. Realized she’s behind me.

3/30/2010
—Jesus
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“That grenade you just threw looked pinlike . . .”

3/30/2010
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

Tried to stare down mirror. Lost!

3/30/2010
—oztaurus
3 Comments

Putin deflects asteroid… …directly into Washington.

3/29/2010
—drakegta
5 Comments

Missing Tooth. Darkness. 23 Frantic Minutes.

3/29/2010
—Intenzity
1 Comment