Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Science fair. Black hole. Planet gone.

3/24/2010
—Colin
1 Comment

Her baby has my husband’s allergies.

3/24/2010
—Emily
4 Comments

Newbie jumps from plane. Forgets parachute.

3/23/2010
—Cinnia
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Crush online. “What’s up?” Crush offline.

3/23/2010
—Acatalepsy
6 Comments

Deforestation conpsiricists: Michener, Proust, Hearst, I.R.S.

3/23/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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New TV! Only snow? Nuclear winter…

3/22/2010
—Eric
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False teeth fell out. Kiss ended.

3/22/2010
—Kelly Railton
1 Comment

Eating for two, she mistakenly thought.

3/22/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Time travel paradox: Prevented Big Bang.

3/21/2010
—Marc
6 Comments

Shit. Time travel is one way.

3/21/2010
—Stephen
3 Comments

Found your needles while cleaning. Goodbye.

3/21/2010
—Conrad Panganiban
8 Comments

Champagne! Latent aggression bubbles to surface.

3/20/2010
—zuzu's petals
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Calvin plus Ritalin equals no Hobbes.

3/20/2010
—Luke Surl
2 Comments

Woke up in front of TRAIN.

3/20/2010
—Guy
2 Comments

Mom finds razors. Can’t find excuse.

3/19/2010
—Ryan
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