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The last Astronaut watches Earth burn.

3/14/2010
—ArenTMA
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Commitment issues. A breakup follows. Whatever.

3/14/2010
—Emily
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Victory! Terminators are allergic to magnets.

3/13/2010
—Daedalus
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Irony: d’Artagnan dies of paper cut.

3/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Ate candy from child-safe bottle. COLORRRSSSS

3/12/2010
—Geeorg Butche
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“No, that’s my time machine, imposter.”

3/12/2010
—David J. Griffin
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Went looking for Jesus. Found methamphetamine.

3/11/2010
—Keith
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Fiat lux … Fiat nox … Fiat … Crap!

3/11/2010
—Asmodean
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Received grade on H1N1 paper. “Superfluous.”

3/11/2010
—yroehT
3 Comments

Emily’s letters from Iraq stopped coming.

3/10/2010
—Halcyon
2 Comments

Moved to mountains, mountains move me.

3/10/2010
—Katrina Barber
3 Comments

For sale: Guitar. No strings attached.

3/10/2010
—Matthijs Hoitsma
4 Comments

Found: two swimsuits next to river.

3/9/2010
—David Hampson
3 Comments

1300 found dead in cemetery explosion.

3/9/2010
—Keith
6 Comments

Heart surgery finally opened his heart.

3/8/2010
—Vicky
2 Comments