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Princess died. Salmonella. Another frog kiss.

3/8/2010
—Brie
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She whispered her last: “save yourself.”

3/8/2010
—Lethologica
1 Comment

He called. Had the wrong number.

3/7/2010
—Anita K.
1 Comment

Moon mined, too light, no tides.

3/7/2010
—Mal McClenaghan
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Children find Candy Land. Dentists rejoice.

3/5/2010
—Alex Portera
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“God’s dead!” —Nietzshe. “Nietzshe’s dead……” —God!

3/5/2010
—oztaurus
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“I don’t have Police, Mr. Marijuana.”

3/4/2010
—Sirmoreno
6 Comments

God pressed delete. New Big Bang.

3/4/2010
—Dawn Rodgers
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Vibrator found! Roommate’s. Mike’s my roommate.

3/3/2010
—JM
2 Comments

One week retired. Then he died.

3/3/2010
—John Othello
1 Comment

Goth club. “Hammer Time”. Dancefloor PACKED!

3/3/2010
—PoiToi
1 Comment

Apocalypse. Last woman. Pregnant. Stillborn child.

3/2/2010
—Kit Legit
5 Comments

Turned left onto highway. Wrong way.

3/2/2010
—Chuck
1 Comment

Famine. Fight. Feast. Fuck. Famine… Forever.

3/2/2010
—Matt Katz
1 Comment

Tony squealed. Last mistake he made…

3/1/2010
—John Othello
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