Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Genie grants one wish: “More wishes!”

3/1/2010
—Louis
1 Comment

Jackpot! I quit! Damn. Misread numbers.

3/1/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Alien prophet preaches. Holy War begins.

2/25/2010
—John Othello
3 Comments

“I love you.” Missent text message.

2/24/2010
—Chase McManus
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Boys cross thruway… one son remaining.

2/24/2010
—alora
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Holdup. Water pistol. Police open fire.

2/24/2010
—thoffman
2 Comments

Crash! Sirens wail! Crash! Sirens silent.

2/23/2010
—Vicky
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Dictator. Stability. Oil. Invasion. Democracy. Chaos.

2/22/2010
—oztaurus
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Found true love, 857 miles away…

2/22/2010
—Phil
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Overdue power bill. Failed 8AM exam.

2/22/2010
—thebull
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Bearded pensioner held over yuletide break-ins.

2/21/2010
—5/10
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Woman eats horse. Dies of course.

2/21/2010
—P. Considine
3 Comments

Robbing the cradle, “daughter not granddaughter…”

2/20/2010
—Benny
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“He shall multiply” misinterpreted. Math major.

2/19/2010
—Joseph
2 Comments

Jersey garbage man knowingly destroys evidence.

2/19/2010
—John Othello
2 Comments