Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Got shot. Won lottery. No relatives.

1/15/2010
—myles
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Wife leaves husband. Genital warts remain.

1/15/2010
—David Carpenter
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Building codes greatly admired after earthquake.

1/15/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Easter cancelled. They found the body!

1/13/2010
—Yeshwant
3 Comments

Finally, phone rings. She squeals! …Telemarketer.

1/9/2010
—Adam
2 Comments

Two fifths. One dick. Three cribs.

1/9/2010
—Justin
4 Comments

Found at crime scene: gun, Bible.

1/9/2010
—Austin Wilson
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Guilty beyond all doubt. Plead insanity.

1/8/2010
—Austin Wilson
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She was plain. He was drunk.

1/8/2010
—@Teowulf
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The Sun explodes; eight minutes left.

1/8/2010
—Maximus
3 Comments

Claws at dirt. Free. Thinks: Brains!

1/6/2010
—Terrell Garrett
3 Comments

Blind man sees light, gouges eyes.

1/6/2010
—Matthew Conrad
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Sniper aims; sees bullet through scope.

1/4/2010
—Michael
4 Comments

Consciousness fades, watching my headless corpse.

1/3/2010
—Colin
3 Comments

Stardom, money, power, everything. Except you.

1/3/2010
—Ben Clark
9 Comments