Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Dissertation topic solved. Starts from scratch.

11/16/2009
—khowey
1 Comment

Best sex ever? Ask the neighbors.

11/16/2009
—Paul Tindall
2 Comments

Cooking for One. Depressing. Add Arsenic.

11/13/2009
—PoiToi
10 Comments

“Morning. What’s my name?” “Patient Zero.”

11/12/2009
—AgincourtDB
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One wrong move. Two impaled movers.

11/12/2009
—R Polleys
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Fish’s last thought: “That wasn’t fly!!!”

11/12/2009
—Ken Krimstein
1 Comment

“Look Ma! I can fl-” — WHUMP!

11/11/2009
—Rindo
1 Comment

Two-timing bastard. Scorpions. Serves him right.

11/11/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
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Won the lottery. Tweeted. Found dead.

11/10/2009
—repka
2 Comments

Rape, arrest, prison, escape, revenge, Mexico.

11/10/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
3 Comments

Long ago, blood stains. Today? Ketchup.

11/9/2009
—J.H. Kranti
1 Comment

Thyme flies when you’re kitchen-fighting.

11/8/2009
—Sean Brogan
1 Comment

Best man elopes with worst bride.

11/8/2009
—Kourosh
3 Comments

I tied the knot. She suffocated.

11/8/2009
—Angel Zapata
2 Comments

The dyslexic atheist never found dog.

11/7/2009
—Chris Pollay
10 Comments