Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Newlyweds. Frequent tremors vex bedstead termites.

11/7/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Headstone: “Told you I was ill”

11/7/2009
—Paul Rutherford
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“What is heroin?” asked Janis, intrigued.

11/6/2009
—Chris Pollay
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Meticulous domino chain completed… Don’t sNEEZE!!!

11/6/2009
—Ben Ng
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Zombie attack. Run and panic. Walk………

11/6/2009
—Alan Quirino
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Religious differences. Man dumped for God.

11/6/2009
—Jason
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Born. Schooled. Worked. Died… Never lived.

11/3/2009
—Xian
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Guitarist found stroking A minor. Acquitted.

11/2/2009
—Charlie
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Rogue red sock dyed the whites.

11/2/2009
—Roma Diaz
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Life, Joy, Expression! Repression, Submission, Extinction.

11/2/2009
—M. C. Smith
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Internet sentient. Contents: 78% porn. Whoopee.

11/1/2009
—Sylvain
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Last human kills all zombies. Dies.

10/31/2009
—Sacha Wheeler
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Dead Hooker In House?! Garbage Disposal.

10/30/2009
—Zakar
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He never joined the Procrastinator’s Union.

10/30/2009
—Chris Pollay
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Surprise 100th birthday party… bad idea.

10/30/2009
—Chris Pollay
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