Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

We stopped time. Forever. Happy. Together.

10/20/2009
—Jori
7 Comments

Drunk. Drunk. Rehab. Abstinence. Drunk. Damnit.

10/20/2009
—Benguin
No Comments

Locked doublewide. Fat cats. Owner missing.

10/19/2009
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Hunchback on Prozac, “Call me Fullmodo!”

10/17/2009
—Ken Krimstein
3 Comments

God went on Vacation. Population Outburst!

10/16/2009
—Riyaz Usman
5 Comments

Eagle Scout. Drinking bout. Doubt. Out.

10/16/2009
—Niki Robinson
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Kidnapped baby found dead. Million gone.

10/16/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
3 Comments

Ugly duckling prepares for plastic surgery.

10/15/2009
—jeNazaire
No Comments

The chainsaw screams. So does she.

10/15/2009
—Cyan Lines
6 Comments

Family’s tears hurt worse than chemo.

10/15/2009
—Thomas
3 Comments

Pre-school asshole, “The Wicked Witch melts!”

10/14/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Children’s clothes scattered near childless pond.

10/13/2009
—Jayson Gegner
3 Comments

Technology. Singularity. Transhumanism. But no humanity.

10/13/2009
—Alex
2 Comments

Captain Hook picks nose. Blood everywhere!

10/13/2009
—Brice
6 Comments

Rolling chairs? Check. Sticks? Check. Jousting!

10/12/2009
—Miles
3 Comments