Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Hiked Appalachian Trail! Career in tatters.

9/23/2009
—Jim Lawry
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Meteor misses. World ends less quickly.

9/23/2009
—Andy Wicks
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Thunder, a flash. Something there? Yeeess!

9/23/2009
—Jon Ackelson
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Immortality gained. World ends. All alone.

9/22/2009
—Matt
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CAPTCHA ruled discriminatory. Robot awarded £200,000.

9/22/2009
—Kiro Tourmaline
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Scientist solves erectile dysfunction: “T’wasn’t hard!”

9/22/2009
—adam!
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Banana Bunch refutes ‘slippery character’ claim.

9/21/2009
—Joe Ghattas
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Ghostbusters meet Jesus; Trinity has opening.

9/21/2009
—Jeff
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Sun dying. Please God, send spacecraft!

9/21/2009
—Squirrelmh
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For sale: Planet. Small human infestation.

9/19/2009
—Jeff
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“They’re unclean. Purify them with bullets.”

9/18/2009
—David Abraham Chua
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Lightning strikes graveyard. Defibrillation occurs. Run!

9/18/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Amnesiacs reunite, befriend, fight, separate. Repeat.

9/18/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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Slept with prince charming; married frog.

9/18/2009
—selfdemo
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Motto: “Carpe Diem”. Also last words.

9/18/2009
—Ganesh Nair

“Carpe Diem” is latin for “Seize the day.”

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