Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

New town. New school. No friends.

7/18/2009
—B.F.
3 Comments

Rolls. Falls. Pencil rues pointless existence.

7/17/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
4 Comments

Message at Pearly Gates: Go Home.

7/17/2009
—djlachance
2 Comments

Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

7/17/2009
—Aleksandr
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Bridal veil lifts. It isn’t her.

7/16/2009
—Graham Edwards
6 Comments

Beef casserole tastes odd. Dog missing.

7/16/2009
—Lenny
2 Comments

Women wiped out. Gay world henceforth.

7/16/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

(gay – adj. (dated) light-hearted and carefree)

1 Comment

Played, spoke, dreamed…vaccines…silence…screams.

7/15/2009
—Tim Welsh

(Tim Welsh is an advocate of the theory that childhood vaccines are a cause of autism.)

13 Comments

Speed-trap. Slam brakes. Bored cop. Solitaire.

7/15/2009
—Stuart
1 Comment

Last sturgeon. Last caviar. Let’s eat!!!

7/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein
1 Comment

Assassin takes aim. Target shoots back.

7/14/2009
—Graham Edwards
2 Comments

“Hey, can anyone else hear ticking?”

7/14/2009
—Avi
4 Comments

The goddess bathed in quantum foam.

7/14/2009
—Jim Penn

Quantum foam is supposedly the foundation for the fabric of the universe.

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He got syphilis. She got alimony.

7/13/2009
—Amit Kapoor
4 Comments

eat.sleep.sex.rewind.sex.rewind….

7/13/2009
—Toxie
6 Comments