Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Exxon Pangalactic: now drilling in Uranus.

7/13/2009
—Matthew Quinn Martin
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“Is she online?” Your status: invisible.

7/12/2009
—Ishtiaque Zico
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Talking frog turns into croaking prince.

7/12/2009
—Pro B
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World Peace!!!! I’m bored. Wanna fight?

7/8/2009
—khowey
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“Twenty.” Hit me. Wait, no. DAMN!

7/7/2009
—Elena
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Took EC. Six weeks, no blood…

7/7/2009
—Sara N.

E.C. stands for Emergency Contraception — often known as the “Morning After Pill.”

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Woken from my coma… by robots!

7/7/2009
—James Hazelden
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Suicide Pact splat splat that’s that.

7/6/2009
—Michael Adair
9 Comments

Hovering bee. Fascinated baby stops crying.

7/6/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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“Boyfriendchu uses HARDEN!!!” … … “Why’d you stop?”

7/5/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Fire. Commotion. Bodies. Lone survivor. Cockroach.

7/5/2009
—shub
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Women gushed over Gräfenberg’s typing ability.

7/4/2009
—khowey

Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg studied the female orgasm and is the namesake for the “G-Spot.”

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Mistakenly assumed movement-based vision. Being digested.

7/4/2009
—Tristan Armil
3 Comments

Picked up spirits: spirits picked up!

7/3/2009
—Sarah Landon
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Skeletons in closet. Police at door.

7/3/2009
—Lenny
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