Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Popped. Couldn’t stop. Chronic heart disease.

6/9/2009
—Luke Surl
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Crossing Sierras. Blizzard rages. Distrust Donner.

6/8/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
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Narrow exit. Result: Eighty charred kids.

6/8/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Identity thief got loans I couldn’t.

6/8/2009
—drakegta
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His skin crawled. Right past him.

6/8/2009
—Peter Keller
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A slice sounds tasty…. CARROT BOXED?!

6/7/2009
—Brice Shultz

(If you don’t know what this is referring to, I suggest you attend a Pizza Party Weekend sketch comedy show.)

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Pity party invitations? Sorry, no ink.

6/7/2009
—Roby
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Communism Manifesto — no bids on Ebay.

6/7/2009
—khowey
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Snow White wasn’t hungry, fairytale ruined.

6/7/2009
—Jenny Worsley
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Cure found! Insurance companies go bankrupt.

6/6/2009
—Pejamus
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Grandmother recounts life; grandson plays DS.

6/6/2009
—EmD
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Antisemite convert now self-hating Jew. Oy!

6/6/2009
—Jody Rosen
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Only liar. Truthful world. Infinite power.

6/5/2009
—Tim Wicks
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Head-lice-flu pandemic. Baldies survive!

6/5/2009
—cagier
2 Comments

Lightspeed cruising … weren’t we here earlier?

6/5/2009
—Alex Brims
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