Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Prince Charming: “Pumpkins? She’s stark mad!”

8/22/2012
—Janice the Receptionist
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Excessive virtual life brought real hemorrhoids.

8/21/2012
—ant
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Drunk. Home late. Locked Door. Divorce.

8/20/2012
—JoQueen
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Five armed vampires enter blood bank.

8/19/2012
—NC
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Rule the night. Rue the morning.

8/18/2012
—Samuel
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Dark eyes dart. Blonde boy blushes.

8/17/2012
—alex
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Unlock Phone.. Nothing.. Lock Phone.. Loneliness.

8/16/2012
—Lusaifer
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Wrote note. Took pills. Now…wait.

8/15/2012
—ygraine rodgers
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“Come hither look?” “No, it’s gas.”

8/14/2012
—floyd slip
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The only mourner, her pet cat.

8/13/2012
—Megha
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Loved trying sushi. Hated having anaphylaxis.

8/12/2012
—Caitlin
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Leaders lie. Sons die. Mothers cry.

8/11/2012
—Angelic
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Ex-wife, ex-husband are fine. Kids aren’t.

8/10/2012
—Megha
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Narcoleptic shepherd fails to make inventory.

8/9/2012
—Prattle Assassin
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Puppet girlfriend; snip. No strings attached.

8/7/2012
—Samuel
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