Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Shopping list oversight. New baby sister.

5/10/2009
—Dan Goodwin
2 Comments

Sneezed hard! Toupee gone. Date left.

5/10/2009
—FenwayKev
2 Comments

Native American? Here, have a bedsheet.

5/9/2009
—Rusdy
4 Comments

Yankees cap at Fenway — “Homeland Security!!!!”

5/9/2009
—Ken Krimstein
7 Comments

We all prayed. God just laughed.

5/9/2009
—regeamor
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Improv class. My mind goes blank.

5/8/2009
—sage
3 Comments

House for sale, memories not included.

5/8/2009
—Chris Nowak
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Sodium pentathol: poor substitute for roofies.

5/8/2009
—Kathleen

Sodium pentathol is most used as a “truth serum” — once injected, subjects are unable to lie. It is also part of lethal injection doses and used as a euthanasia agent. Roofies, of course, are best known as the “date rape drug.”

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Mr. Ed stops talking. Elmer’s Glue.

5/7/2009
—Ben Long
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Earthquake. Cities Crumble. A Starbucks Erected.

5/7/2009
—C.R.A.
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Came in second! …..Out of two.

5/7/2009
—Leslie (:
1 Comment

Human revolution. Conveyor belts outraged, jobless.

5/6/2009
—bluemanrocks
1 Comment

God gets bored. Result? The platypus.

5/6/2009
—Justin Fetters
1 Comment

Scrabble. T, S, L, U. Innocence.

5/5/2009
—Kathryn
5 Comments

“Cut which wire?” … “Navy or royal?”

5/5/2009
—Sean Brogan
4 Comments