Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Russian roulette. Rigged game. Automatic pistol.

5/4/2009
—Andrew J. Wilson
2 Comments

Meek inherit earth. Bullies steal it.

5/4/2009
—Luke Surl
2 Comments

Noah passes, Moses shoots, Jesus saves!

5/3/2009
—Matt Portman
3 Comments

Low reserve, ending soon. Buyer’s remorse.

5/3/2009
—Sean Brogan
1 Comment

“Don’t panic! Airliners basically land themselves!”

5/3/2009
—H. Howell
3 Comments

Electromagnet activated. Plane plummets to island.

5/2/2009
—BoboTheHobo
7 Comments

His irradiated touch melted her heart.

5/2/2009
—Tim Sevenhuysen
2 Comments

She giggled. Matches, gasoline, husband flamebeau!

5/1/2009
—dbag
1 Comment

Jack in coma, Jill arrested; Witnesses.

5/1/2009
—chinii
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Can’t communicate with aliens. They’re rocks.

4/30/2009
—jellywerker
1 Comment

Conciousness. I can’t move. What happened?!

4/30/2009
—Yuri Keukens
4 Comments

Hill. Snow. Skis. Oh shit TREES!

4/30/2009
—gigijb
2 Comments

Autopsy report, “1. Heartbeat steady” … Shit!

4/29/2009
—Sagar
3 Comments

Procrastinate. What’s the date? Crap, late.

4/29/2009
—Patrick Regan
1 Comment

Sensory Deprivation Tank. Drowned in darkness.

4/29/2009
—marco_nj
2 Comments