Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Whine. Wine. Wine. No more whine.

4/14/2009
—gigijb
2 Comments

Robot becomes sentient. Learns to lie.

4/13/2009
—Kevin Qi
14 Comments

White flag needs laundering. Bullets fly.

4/13/2009
—Graham Edwards
1 Comment

Vessel bursts. Brain floods. Long sleep.

4/13/2009
—Ryan Wilhite
4 Comments

Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.

4/12/2009
—Brian
151 Comments

“Your time machine warranty ended 1327.”

4/12/2009
—Arthur Chappell
4 Comments

Seventy-two virgins! Gender not specified. Damn.

4/12/2009
—Nomad
2 Comments

Deadline?! Only wrote five words!

4/11/2009
—Ganesh Nair
3 Comments

Telemarketer’s memorial service. No one called.

4/11/2009
—Stefan Lanfer
1 Comment

“No thanks, Eve. I prefer oranges.”

4/11/2009
—Ruth Polleys
1 Comment

Woke when coroner cut into me.

4/10/2009
—OrcMando
1 Comment

Mary had little lamb. Doctor surprised.

4/10/2009
—Sagar
2 Comments

100th birthday surprise party! Heart attack.

4/10/2009
—Deathrose
3 Comments

Six hours to live. Traffic jam.

4/9/2009
—Angelus
1 Comment

Taking blood donations. Vampire food pantry.

4/9/2009
—gigijb
2 Comments