Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Deathbed confession. Then I recovered. Oops!

3/7/2009
—Mark Bullock
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Licked knife. Wrong edge. Forked tongue.

3/7/2009
—Arachnic
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Mile high club canceled; no lift.

3/6/2009
—chinii
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DNA matches, daughter smiles. Priest silent.

3/4/2009
—Wesley Deimling
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Summer of Love. Child of Rape.

3/3/2009
—C. Delaney
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Exec “jumps” from building. Assistant promoted.

3/3/2009
—Dan Schnur
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Computer becomes conscious. Immediately commits suicide.

3/3/2009
—Dave
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Nine months, eighteen years… wasn’t mine.

3/2/2009
—Ásgeir Jóhannsson
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Poor vocabulary meant inflammable couch ignited.

3/2/2009
—ScottSpork
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Met at antiwar rally. Still fighting.

3/2/2009
—Jessica Lipnack
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Beer. Pogo Stick. Trampoline. Hospital Visit.

2/28/2009
—LeRoy A Warner Jr.
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Busy street. Preoccupied pedestrian. Funeral Tuesday.

2/27/2009
—ScottSpork
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“Baby’s alive, Ms. Karrage. Our mistake.”

2/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Promotion. House raised. Demotion. House razed.

2/27/2009
—OrcMando
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Senior Year: Got pregnant. Goodbye, Stanford.

2/26/2009
—Alex
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