Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Successfully gave up smoking cigarettes. Again!

2/21/2009
—Sean From Dublin
1 Comment

38-24-36. 180/120. 911

2/21/2009
—Paul Rutherford
15 Comments

Best friend’s wife: first true love.

2/21/2009
—Anonymous
2 Comments

Time Machine, initial test: Space-time collapses.

2/20/2009
—Steve Zagieboylo
2 Comments

Unicorn sleeping. Dragon hungry. Feathered Toothpick.

2/20/2009
—Robert Wrigley
1 Comment

First date. Train late. Didn’t wait.

2/20/2009
—Paul Rutherford
1 Comment

“Great news! …Wait, wrong chart. Christ!”

2/19/2009
—Becca Cromar
1 Comment

Elderly spinster. Seven cats. No body.

2/19/2009
—Sarah
5 Comments

Jumping on bed! Ceiling fan. Dead.

2/19/2009
—Brice Shultz
10 Comments

Won’t open… raining. Solar-powered umbrella.

2/15/2009
—Nate Brown
4 Comments

Page-turner! BUT … horror! … last page missing!

2/11/2009
—Daen de Leon
3 Comments

“Four aces!” “Make that five.” Fuck.

2/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Double bass. Carry-on luggage? You’re serious?!

2/10/2009
—Nate Brown
2 Comments

Fixed the bumper, stuffed the deer.

2/10/2009
—Sean Brogan
No Comments

Found Sasquatch. Camera battery dead. Damn.

2/10/2009
—Andrew
5 Comments