Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Invented time travel, removed this story…

3/27/2010
—Colin
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Halitosis under mistletoe. Nowhere to run.

3/26/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-

3/26/2010
—disasterpiece
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Second Date. Good-Night Kiss. Audible Fart.

3/24/2010
—TheRealUrchin
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Deforestation conpsiricists: Michener, Proust, Hearst, I.R.S.

3/23/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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False teeth fell out. Kiss ended.

3/22/2010
—Kelly Railton
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Champagne! Latent aggression bubbles to surface.

3/20/2010
—zuzu's petals
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Calvin plus Ritalin equals no Hobbes.

3/20/2010
—Luke Surl
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Finals / Concert… Life: pass. Physics: fail.

3/17/2010
—tessellation
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“Pray the burping ATM stays sick!”

3/15/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Received grade on H1N1 paper. “Superfluous.”

3/11/2010
—yroehT
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For sale: Guitar. No strings attached.

3/10/2010
—Matthijs Hoitsma
4 Comments

Princess died. Salmonella. Another frog kiss.

3/8/2010
—Brie
2 Comments

Children find Candy Land. Dentists rejoice.

3/5/2010
—Alex Portera
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“I don’t have Police, Mr. Marijuana.”

3/4/2010
—Sirmoreno
6 Comments