Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Monet – brilliant artist or far-sighted hack?

7/25/2009
—khowey

(Monet’s impressionist paintings are known for their blurry, blotchy style.)

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Famous last words: “…Is this on?”

7/25/2009
—Suzy-Q
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Dragon marries knight. Damsel is distressed.

7/22/2009
—Angel Zapata
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“Wikipedia said I died in crash?”

7/21/2009
—khowey
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Atheist palm merchant genuflects every Easter.

7/20/2009
—Peter Anderson

Genuflection, bending at least one knee to the ground, was from early times a gesture of deep respect for a superior. Palm leaves are a symbol of Christianity, used to celebrate the triumphal entry of Jesus into Jerusalem.

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Adam’s apple missing. Could be Eve.

7/20/2009
—Pro B
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Wanted to cure neurasthenia. Lost interest.

7/19/2009
—Angelus

Neurasthenia is a psycho-pathological term denoting symptoms of fatigue, anxiety and depressed mood, often associated with losing interest in projects at hand.

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Gepetto doesn’t inhale. Pinocchio remains inanimate.

7/18/2009
—Lenny
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Rolls. Falls. Pencil rues pointless existence.

7/17/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Women wiped out. Gay world henceforth.

7/16/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

(gay – adj. (dated) light-hearted and carefree)

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Talking frog turns into croaking prince.

7/12/2009
—Pro B
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“Twenty.” Hit me. Wait, no. DAMN!

7/7/2009
—Elena
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Hovering bee. Fascinated baby stops crying.

7/6/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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“Boyfriendchu uses HARDEN!!!” … … “Why’d you stop?”

7/5/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Women gushed over Gräfenberg’s typing ability.

7/4/2009
—khowey

Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg studied the female orgasm and is the namesake for the “G-Spot.”

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