Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Phone rings, interrupting preparation. Blackened toast.

6/1/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Submarine death: suspicious screen door found.

5/31/2009
—a.k.a. Jacques Cousteau
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Ghost convincing — until tripped over cat.

5/30/2009
—Rachel S. Heslin
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“I *am* the Ripper!” said Holmes.

5/29/2009
—Duane Swierczynski
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Remove warning labels. Survival of fittest.

5/29/2009
—bluemanrocks
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Trying to concentrate. Ooh, a kitty!

5/27/2009
—Riley
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Thugs chase. GPS Specialist takes shortcut.

5/27/2009
—Sourav Roy
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Self-aware reincarnation; heretic and messiah.

5/26/2009
—Mike
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Heisenberg was lost – irony was not.

5/25/2009
—Scott Stokes

Werner Heisenberg is famous for the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, the quantum physics theory that we can never know the true location of a particle.

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Skipped class to study. Pop quiz!

5/24/2009
—EJ
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Pianist…!? Poet…!? Rrrrring! Dream Over. Accountant.

5/23/2009
—tokyo
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First date. Bathroom Break. Anal Leakage.

5/23/2009
—khowey
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Dusty archive. Einstein’s original notebook. E=MC^3?!

5/23/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Husband: “I’m sterile.”

5/22/2009
—Leslie (:
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Lips, breasts, ass….and Adam’s Apple?

5/22/2009
—khowey
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