Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Successfully gave up smoking cigarettes. Again!

2/21/2009
—Sean From Dublin
1 Comment

38-24-36. 180/120. 911

2/21/2009
—Paul Rutherford
15 Comments

Unicorn sleeping. Dragon hungry. Feathered Toothpick.

2/20/2009
—Robert Wrigley
1 Comment

Decorator needed urgently. Parents return soon!

2/16/2009
—Jennifer Turner
Source - 3 Comments

Shortsighted surgeon sued by former baritone.

2/15/2009
—Henry Radcliffe
Source - 1 Comment

Won’t open… raining. Solar-powered umbrella.

2/15/2009
—Nate Brown
4 Comments

They suck, Pete Best consoled himself.

2/15/2009
—Michael Levy

(Pete Best was the original drummer of the Beatles, who famously quit the band shortly before they hit it big.)

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My wife’s suicide note: ungrammatical, naturally.

2/14/2009
—Tom Witte
4 Comments

Giveaway: Labrador, 12 mos. House broken.

2/14/2009
—Lawrence McGuire
Source - 1 Comment

Page-turner! BUT … horror! … last page missing!

2/11/2009
—Daen de Leon
3 Comments

Pound dog. Home dog. Pound dog.

2/11/2009
—Anonymous
1 Comment

“Four aces!” “Make that five.” Fuck.

2/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Double bass. Carry-on luggage? You’re serious?!

2/10/2009
—Nate Brown
2 Comments

Fixed the bumper, stuffed the deer.

2/10/2009
—Sean Brogan
No Comments

Found Sasquatch. Camera battery dead. Damn.

2/10/2009
—Andrew
5 Comments